My car is named Shadowfax. I have a Greek tortoise named Dave.
I eat a lot of pasta and drink a lot of wine.
And that's me in a nutshell.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer
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the greatest escape in the history of ever
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I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
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I don’t care what you say these games were fantastic
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I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door
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