My car is named Shadowfax. I have a Greek tortoise named Dave.
I eat a lot of pasta and drink a lot of wine.
And that's me in a nutshell.
can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
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Cher continuing the trend of most real person on Twitter.
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Monty Python → Spanish Inquisition (x)
You’ll have to say the bit about “our chief weapons are …”
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