February 2012
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Herpin and Derpin
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Suck dicks for CRACK
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
Chocolate, seltzer, purple.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
I’d save it and then buy an Aston Martin. Then food and wine.
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show....
I just spilled my glass of wine
and I hadn’t even taken a sip yet.
FAIL.
Gonna work for three hours then say fuck it all and watch Lord of the Rings and drink wine.
I need it.
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I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
^me
I have
the most ridiculous wine hiccups right now. Like really, wine? Really? Is this actually necessary? Why is this wine making me hiccup? I do not understand.
Tonight, while drinking wine, I did some homework, then decided that was stupid and instead researched reincarnation. Then I thought about what champagne to buy my good friend/coworker for her upcoming birthday. Then I got these...
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it’s getting hot in here
so take off all your clothes
oh my god
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In other news,
IS IT WORTH IT?
LET ME WORK IT.
PUT MY THANG DOWN, FLIP IT, AND REVERSE IT.
ITS YER PRENALIENSEYFAH COME ON!
ITS YER PREMALKNFELISHYEAH COME ON
Never say never?
Fuck you. Tell me never. Tell me it will never work. Tell me what I need to hear so I can move on. Lie to me and tell me it will never happen so I can just deal with it and move on and stop thinking and hoping and wishing. Don’t give me hope. I don’t want hope. I don’t want a chance.
Goddamn it.
I Know I Did Not Just See A Blog Called "Stuff In...
jessglu:
(i’m pretty sure I’m the one who told you about this & you are SO welcome)
Remember when I told everyone about this at work? Cus I do.
Seriously though, this shit is scary.
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A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
So my third and final Valentine’s Day at Godiva is over. It was rather disturbing during the actual shift, but once the doors closed it was much better. I put on some good music, made some fun jokes, counted lots of moneys, took a box of chocolates for myself, and got a ride home.
Now I’m going to have a snack and read Cracked articles and do other unproductive things.
I deserve...
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scootyshabooty:
okay okay hey Steve hey I have a joke okay
I have a joke okay listen now listen
what do you get— Steve listen Steve okay what
What do you get when two eels— Steve
What do you get when two eels fall in love
….
A MORAY
Shut the fuck up Jeff.
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If you knew that you were about to lose something you love, would it be better to wean yourself slowly off of that something until the very end, or should you get as much of it as possible while you still can?
Is there even a right answer?