February 2012
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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it’s getting hot in here so take off all your clothes oh my god
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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In other news,
IS IT WORTH IT? LET ME WORK IT. PUT MY THANG DOWN, FLIP IT, AND REVERSE IT. ITS YER PRENALIENSEYFAH COME ON! ITS YER PREMALKNFELISHYEAH COME ON
Feb 19th
Never say never? Fuck you.  Tell me never.  Tell me it will never work.  Tell me what I need to hear so I can move on.  Lie to me and tell me it will never happen so I can just deal with it and move on and stop thinking and hoping and wishing. Don’t give me hope.  I don’t want hope.  I don’t want a chance.  Goddamn it.
Feb 19th
I Know I Did Not Just See A Blog Called "Stuff In...
jessglu: (i’m pretty sure I’m the one who told you about this & you are SO welcome) Remember when I told everyone about this at work?  Cus I do. Seriously though, this shit is scary.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
Feb 15th
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So my third and final Valentine’s Day at Godiva is over.  It was rather disturbing during the actual shift, but once the doors closed it was much better.  I put on some good music, made some fun jokes, counted lots of moneys, took a box of chocolates for myself, and got a ride home.  Now I’m going to have a snack and read Cracked articles and do other unproductive things. I deserve...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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scootyshabooty: okay okay hey Steve hey I have a joke okay I have a joke okay listen now listen what do you get— Steve listen Steve okay what What do you get when two eels— Steve What do you get when two eels fall in love …. A MORAY Shut the fuck up Jeff.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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If you knew that you were about to lose something you love, would it be better to wean yourself slowly off of that something until the very end, or should you get as much of it as possible while you still can?  Is there even a right answer? 
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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threadspinner: burtmacklin: i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west I wish someone would love me as much as I love Kanye West. I wish someone would love me as much as I love how much Kanye West loves Kanye West. I wish someone would love me as much as Kanye West loves how much I love how much Kanye West loves Kanye West.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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haave-you-met-ted: justremovethearrow: goodmessagepussy: I’m going to say this once and only once. Not everything needs to be dubstep. ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT “not everything needs to be-“ . WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB i’m giggling Omg
Feb 1st
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